Thursday, June 08, 2006

Deep Inside the Story.......

(P.S.: This post was created so tht i can end the story & start with my FOOTBALL posts. I personally don't like this post. This time around this post has not been reviewed by any of my friends, so kindly forgive me if there are any grammatical or spelling mistakes(Note: I have purposely misspelled a particular word).Please read @ your own risk)

Soon we heard a faint voice.....

We all started looking at each other & then started searching in all directions for the source of the Unknown Voice.The voice sounded very familiar,i had heard that voice many times before, but couldn’t relate to it at that point of time.Everyone looked curious after they heard the voice. Elango looked very irritated; coz he had lost his concentration and was supposed to start again.

Elango soon started with his chants.

Just then the blue sky got covered with dark clouds and in a matter of seconds it started raining, we all ran for cover coz we didn’t want to lose our valuable stuffs(Cameras,papers,etc). Elango’s magic was working we all thought, but Elango looked more dejected than joyous.

I wondered “what the fcuk was going on?”

We heard the same voice again. This time the voice was deafening, it sounded as if (not AsIf) Lightening had struck somewhere close. We all looked in unison towards the source of the voice. It was Moi-Sne-Menor we all hoped, but the voice came from the opposite direction.
We all turned back. To see the source of the voice …….

It was a white man dressed like a tribal. He was walking towards us. We all went Bonkers looking at him & wondered what the hell is wrong with that guy. By this time I had broken the “Code”, I mean I could relate to the sound. It was the sound of FART.

The White Tribesman was farting like an AK47 gun. Non-stop.
Looking at him and hearing him FART, Elango lost his control and started yelling at him.
It was Kuppu, Elango’s younger brother. (Twist in the tale).
Unlike Elango, Kuppu was short, fat & fair (yes fair, he was a big fan of Michael Jackson (M.J.) & had gone thru a plastic surgery to be like ICON)

Elango had lost his temper by now and he shouted at the top of his voice:-
Abbey Kuppu Choddna bandh kar”. (Stop farting Kuppu)
“Iddhar aa aur meri madat kar”. (Come here & help me out)

Hearing Elango yell @ the top of his voice, Kuppu stopped farting (don’t ask me how; I don’t want to get into the details.)

With Kuppu beside him Elango appeared more confident this time around. Before starting they advised us to keep quiet, coz the magic would affect the person who breaks their concentration & it could be really dangerous, unless you know tricks to transfer it into good luck. As they were about to finish their “Pooja” (ritual), someone from the tribesmen sneezed & instinctively Dr.Snehal said “God Bless You”, after he realized what he had done, he got a bit scared & started sweating like a “timus” (pigs are called timus in the Amazon) and he said something which was instantaneous just to show that he was fearless (any guesses on what he said...)

Kuch bhi, iissa nahi hota hai”.

Just after that he got transformed into a handsome guy (you can check his orkut friends list & scraps to get more details). He had said the Magic words “Kuch bhi” which saved him from his misery.

Meanwhile Elango & Kuppu fell down coz they were completely exhausted. They had put in their complete energy n effort to make Moi-Sne-Menor speak, but thanks to Dr.Snehal who screwed up their efforts. Good for him. (Btw when reports last came in Dr.Snehal had close to 100 friends’ n more than 200 scraps in just 15 days, unbelievable isn’t it)

We ran n picked Elango n Kuppu with the help of some tribesmen. While we were taking them to their tents, we saw a Bright Light coming from behind us.

We turned around n saw..........
(To be contd.)

43 comments:

HP said...

First Comment, Then Read is my policy :-)

Cheers,
HP

HP said...

After reading Matz and Abhilash, this is a big letdown..

Cheers,
HP

Abhi said...
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Abhi said...

hmm !!!! seems story moving towards Bollywood style ..

Ziom said...

#Kurt
i thought u were going to end it

ne ways, the story is goin good till now but was'nt that phunny

did'nt understood this part
"...iissa nahi hota hai"

Kurt said...

#Ppl

Plz forgive me for this pathetic post. Would be ending this Trilogy soon.

"...iissa nahi hota hai" means "it doesn't happen this way".

Eagerly waiting for Snehal's comments :)

HP said...

btw, where is the so-called fukat 'AsIf' ??

Cheers,
HP

Kurt said...

#HP
i think AsIf was watching football till late night.

#AsIf
Where r u dude???

njoi
Kurt

mattu said...

@Kurt,
GAWD! wht's wrong wid u chotte? yeh toh postit bhi nahin tha! newez , fart like an AK47 was da only funny part...no wonder HP dint like it :) heeeheee
Njoi...aur mera bhi post padh (read) le..... :)

MOI-SNE-MENOR said...

Please excuse me from this trilogy. Intrioduce a small sequel of 5 mins in which i am killed and my role is over. I cannot suffer the emabarassment yet again

HP said...

I think the latest comment was by Snehal..

Embarassment is the only word in his dictionary..

Cheers,
HP

As If said...

Hey guys I am there,just thot wont comment on this one.

Kurt said...

#HP
You should not take out your revenge on Snehal,just bcoz he was pulling your leg yesterday.

#Moi-Sne-Menor's Ass****
CTC

njoi
Kurt

Snehal said...

@Hp
Hey dont accuse me for ne anonymous comments. I dint even want to comment on this pathetic post. I tried to do so in the morning but cudnt have the will to do it.
As for the embarassment word, i think it looks more apt in ur dictionary.

@Kurt
As u hav noticed i havent uttered a word abt ur post .I hope u get the point

Pri said...

#Vinod aka Kurt :)
No comments on the post :) Jus had 2 ask if u've recovered from the tragedy of Sat loss over the jerseys!! :)

#HP
The same goes to u buddy! I'm sure it wld hav hit u much harder! :)

Sorry guys but can't stop smilin on tht 1 :-)))))

HP said...

@Pri,
No, I have not recovered from the jersey thing and I dont think I ever will..
Thats my costliest purchase still and to rub salt in the wounds, my friend bought the same thing for 400 bucks..

@Kurt,
Leg-Pulling.
it was more like toe-nail pulling , if I say..
Now that you commented , I think its you...

@Snehal,
Well, I dont have a thing for embarassing moments or anything like that..
And I dont think u ppl have the powers to piss me off atleast..
U havent met my college friends still :-)

Cheers,
HP

Ziom said...

#ppl
moi-sne-menor's spelling mistakes...
Intrioduce, emabarassment

usually HP does these kind of mistakes (trying to write too fast so that his manager does'nt catches him blogging)

but i guess this time its kurt trying to increase the number of comments on this post

HP said...

@Ziom,

All my so called spelling mistakes are deliberate ones...
And spellings and grammar are Vinod's weakness..

Cheers,
HP

Kurt said...

#HP
I kinda agree wid Ziom.
I think you are the one who's commenting Anonymously.

As far as ur "Toe-nail pulling" goes, i was not involved in it. But if i had been involved then u might have remembered ur college frenz :)))).

Neways am sorry if i offended you.

#Ziom

but i guess this time its kurt trying to increase the number of comments on this post

dude how can u say tht?

That's the last thing i'll do for a pathetic post like this.

#Priya
I never in my life have bought nething frm Roadside.
Now u can stop laughin okie, mistakes do happen.
Btw way thanks 4 ur first comment on my post

njoi
Kurt

HP said...

@Kurt,
Nope its not me. I have long stopped commenting annon. And neyways, that pathetic comment cannot be attributed to me..Puhleease..

As for the leg/toe pulling, as I said you ppl are still amateurs..And the point that you have picked for that is pretty lame to me ...
I have my weakness but thats entirely different..So u can continue with that and I am not gonna get offended..
newyas, stop showing off that you were sorry :-)

HP said...

Cheers,
HP
:-)

Pri said...

#Kurt
U wer a first timer at street side shoppin...Well tht ws quite evident :-) And Hari presence didn't help either :-)) My advice is next time start from the least amt u can think of! And then negociate from there. It works. Ok! Happy Bargaining! :)

~Cheers,
Pri..

HP said...

Well, I was not a first time..
But then Sachin also gets out for a 0..So its ok :-)

Cheers,
HP

Pri said...

#HP
Hey nice way to pacify urself :-) Btw Sachin was never my fav cricketer. And ya pls dnt answer this 1! :-))

Kurt said...

#HP
You sound so hurt.
I know the topic is small, but mebbe it's quite close to ur heart.... :)))

But i still feel something was wrong with you the other day(@ the marriage).

#Priya
I have bookmarked ur words & thanks a lot for ur advice.

njoi
Kurt

HP said...

@Pri,
I cant resist it :-)
U can imagine ur fav cricketer here :-)


@Vinod,
Well, nuthing was wrong Dude..
And ur continuously saying that might work with some others but not with me Dude :-)

As for my activities, I was just trying to act..The previous day one of my friends was behaving funnily after having a few drinks and I was replicating his actions...

and abt me being quiet, well that is basically my general nature in weddings:-)
I prefer being quiet at weddings..its a sobering experience :-)

Cheers,
HP

Ziom said...

#HP
Regarding the number of smiley's u've put

"Tum itna jo muskura rahe ho
kya gum hai jisko chupa rahe ho"

HP said...

@Ziom,
That was a good one but a wrong one.. :-)

Cheers,
HP

Kurt said...

# Ziom
Tht was a good one dude.

# HP
Ziom is a fast bowler, so expect no wrong ones from him.

njoi
Kurt

HP said...

@Kurt,

Ziom is a fast bowler in Venkatesh Prasad's mode..
So only wrong one's are expected from him
:-)

And the smileys are all a result of excessive use of Orkut

Cheers,
HP

Venky said...

#hech peee
how dar u compar my bowling guru with me
he's no match with yenne one when it comes to bowling
none of the 10 pins stand in front of him when he shoots

HP said...

Vinod..CTC

Kurt said...

#HP

It was not me, dude.
I strongly feel it's either ziom or u.


njoi
Kurt

mattu said...
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mattu said...

@People
Oh my GAWD! i've certainly missed out on all da action! people puuuuhhhlllleeez temme bout the tee thingy!
AND
btw vinod's grammar is perfect, his spellings are not THAT bad.....(am serious vinod)
HP plz temme the tee thingy, mebbe we'll take it off blog and off ORKUT.......

@Pri
I missed all da action babe :(

3:56 PM

mattu said...

And btw i don't think twas ALL that bad.the post i mean, just being hyped to b a bad one..........
newez no....kurt hasn't given me a treat or sumthin, tis just dat i kinda liked this one :)

Venky said...

whyee r u guys 5ting, its me Venky
Venkatesh Dinanath Prasad, pura naam
baap ka naam, Dinanath prasad
maa ka naam, Laxmi prasad
gaon, Mandva prasad

need to more

mattu said...

@Kurt
i think we both shud stop anonymous comments!
tis a disgusting way to increase comments on r blogs! sicka

@Venky
CTC

HP said...

@Ppl,

Why am i seeing a lot of annon comments everywhere???
Seems some one is hell bent on spamming...

Cheers,
HP

Kurt said...

#Ppl
No more anonymous commenting on my blog.

njoi
Kurt

HP said...

@Kurt,

Good for u dude...

Cheers,
HP

Kurt said...

#Ppl

No more comments on this blog. If u feel like commenting plz wait until i create a new post.

As the owner of this blog am declaring this post officially "CLOSED".

thanks for ur precious comments

njoi
Kurt

HP said...

Well, noticed the new tag for your comments..
but why do you classify comments as yellow cards..

Cheers,
HP