Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The Inside Story.....

The Story known so far...

As Mr.Ziom had mentioned that there was a man called Elango the Tribal leader from the jungles of the Amazon and he was watching us from a distance.

After we had finished filming our Documentary and were packing n were all set to leave, Elango came out frm his hiding place and started speaking to us in a language which only I could fathom.

For the full story refer to the comments on earlier post Comments on Discovery (must read comments from Ziom)

The Untold Story......

Elango was very friendly in nature and he soon became very good friend of Kurt(tht's me).He soon started telling him abt his Tribe n also abt the Amazon. From his story i came to know that he has been a Tribal leader for the past 15 yrs and

Let me describe to you how Elango looks like…

He was not like the regular Tribals we watch on Discovery Channel.
At First look, we thought tht he was a Filmstar or a Popstar or a R&B Singer
He was tall, dark and had an athletic build.
There was a big difference between him n the other tribals.
He usually wore Versace tee, Wrangler jeans, with a Rolex watch, his shoes were from Nike, he also sported sunglasses from Police. He used an Adidas Cap to protect himself from the sun(he was very conscious about his complexion). A few gold chains on his neck reminded me of our very own Bappi Da.

We got confused if there was a shoot (film shooting) going on near by, but as he introduced himself to us we came know how he got all his riches from. He said he had imposed tax on the Channels (especially Environmental Channels) for shooting in ‘the Amazon’. He said his annual turn over was above 2 Billions(are I.T. ppl listening...)

He was about 2 tax us but I explained to him tht I was a poor PhD student and this expedition was for my thesis and not for commercial purpose.

He also had magical powers with him. He claimed that these powers were given to him by the Tribal Deity......
Kurt was still not sure whether to believe this or not so he asked Elango to prove his magical powers.
Elango was really happy and agreed to do so willingly.
He thought for a while on how to prove it to me and then....


He walked over to Moi-Sne-Menor (We were in the process of think of a suitable name then) and started chanting something like......

Maaaaaaalik o Maaaaaaalik...
Ek Idliiiii Vadddda Sambharrrrrrrrrrr...........
Ooooooooonion Uttttttpa,
Sadddddddda dooosaaaaaaaaa, reeevaaaaaaa dooosaaaaaaaaa, cheeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeee massssssalllla dooosaaaaaaaaa...

Chatttttttni, sammbharrrr, more chatniiiiii, more chatniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........

Hearing the chants Mr.Moiz turned and started running towards me along with Dr.Snehal.
Soon the chants where over and Elango looked at me with a sheepish smile.

By now Mr.Moiz & Dr.Snehal were standing behind me n we all were dumbstruck as to wht had happened.

Soon we heard a faint voice.....

(To be contd…)

30 comments:

As If said...

Now, now that looks amazing but don't leave this incomplete at such a crucial juncture. This suspense is killing

As If said...

Oh was I the 1st to comment!!! Sorry to beat u CTC

mattu said...

hey Harry where art thou?
Well u missed commenting the first dost?

Kurt said...

#Asif

Dont worry you wont have to wait for long.....
The Conclusion phase is already under construction.

#HP
U missed it buddy....

#Aamir/Salma/Maneka
Wake up ppl.....
Am back again....

njoi
Kurt

Snehal said...

@Asif
Ur reaction time was very good .Shows that ur an ever alert fukat. Hari so gaya kya ? Ya phir (my oh my!!!! May the lord be with him in these trying times )Kaam aa agaya tujhe ?

@Kurt

Try and spice it up a bit more. Let the second phase be more better.Remember u have mattu's post to contend with for the most no of comments.

@Mattu
Please get an exorcism done to get the ghost of william shakespeare out from ur body.

@Ziom

Please do comment .U too were a intrinsic part of this endeavour(The discover as well as the post).

Snehal said...

@Kurt
U for got the n in Salman or have u made him undergo a sex change operation again and made him i mean her i mean (ohhh!!! forget it). ok
made it undergo a change(Henceforth the neither he's nor she's will be referred to as it's)

As If said...

Well guys when it comes to fukat giri I dont wanna miss a thing. The regular updates on my blogs and comments on all the blogs are the proofs to it.

Kurt, spice up the next chapter to a level not achieved before in the fukat world.

CTC so gaya kya??

As If said...

Maaaaaaalik o Maaaaaaalik...
"Ek Idliiiii Vadddda Sambharrrrrrrrrrr...........
Ooooooooonion Uttttttpa,
Sadddddddda dooosaaaaaaaaa, reeevaaaaaaa dooosaaaaaaaaa, cheeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeee massssssalllla dooosaaaaaaaaa... Chatttttttni, sammbharrrr, more chatniiiiii, more chatniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...."

Doesn't the mantra refer to all the Southie delicacies at one go. I yonder how Elango being from Amazon could learn about all madrasi foods.

Kurt said...

#Snehal
I happened to see Mistress Of Spices and lost all the spices in my life.
God give me enough strength to spice up my next blog.

njoi
Kurt

As If said...

@Kurt,
Seems you dont learn from your mistakes. After a disastrous decision to watch BI2,need I elaborate more on that, you went to watch Mistress of spices!!!

Huh, no comments.

Abhi said...

interesting ...reveal the suspense Dude...jaldi !!!!!

Ziom said...

#Snehal
I usually do it at the end when everyone has put their thoughts

#Kurt
I thought the Spice girls sang for you

#HP
Where Art Thou?

Damn, That's why i don't go near Mattu anymore

#Asif
Just organising wont do, wake up and put something from your side

Kurt said...

#Asif
Dude, I have learnt frm my mistakes.
I was just kiddin when i said I saw Mistress of Spices.
The trailers were enough for me, it left me in a state of shock.

njoi,
Kurt

Anonymous said...

HP's online presence has gone defunct!

Snehal said...

@All
How do u expext the number of comments to increase wen u have ur talisman (referring to HP)handicapped due to an allegedly slow connection(I still think he's working.He's not even sending ne mails.(tis a blatant lie that his outlook is not working. He's just trying to cover up for the fact that he is working. He is thinking that if we get to know bout this then he may have to wash his hands off the fukat competition))
@Moiz
CTC
@Dirt
Admire ur guts .U actually sat thru the whole trailer of Mistress Of Spices.Man u rock!!!!!

Kurt said...

#Asif
To answer ur question
How Elango being from Amazon could learn about all madrasi foods?

Answer:
From my post u'll come to know tht Elango is a very rich man.
He has lanuched few satellites in the space to protect the Amazon frm the intruders. He aslo uses this satellites to connect to all the different channels.
Once he happened to see SUN TV (not the java.sun) n he thought tht channel was abt the tribes in India & he started following the channel n learnt abt all the dishes frm there.
He thought SUN T.V. was abt tribes coz their skin color was just like his skin color.

That's wht he told me.....
For further details u can call him @ 007-911-100

njoi,
Kurt

HP said...

Just Another Piece Of Crap :-)

Sorry Dude, but you need to get up real quick from this fall. Neither this post nor the comments are measuring up to our expectations.

Cheers,
HP

mattu said...

@Ppl
Really sorry was screwed up with trainin fer days n then the feedback so here i am.

btw r v all low on adrenalin?
no feedbax/comments on blogs

@HP
U're bang on target dude
But frankly we're really missing ur mutiple comments

@Ziom
I think u've gotten a big dhakka......u dont comment also! whts wrong dude?

@Kurt
Chotte ur 1st post was excellante.....but this one dint have much masala....
i think all of us have gone frm bad to worse :(
let's take a big break and come up with sumthin so kewl that it gets published in blogger's park ;)
What say chotte? Never hari in2 things ;)

@Asif
Congrats u beat hari, but i guess now ne1 wud beat him since he's a popular man......
he's in a support project..that reminds me, ziom can get hari's support...whtever ;)

As If said...

@mattu this post does have a lot of masala u see the mantra by elango, it contains all the southie delicacies which have a lot of masala.

Some more masala could have been added had Kurt completed the post.

HP said...

@All,

Maybe Kurt would had got more masala if he had not watched the trailers of Mistress of Spices

Cheers,
HP

Kurt said...

#Ppl
I guess i didn't try hard enough to make this blog rocking.
But be assured tht my next blog would be much more spicy than this one.

njoi,
Kurt

Kurt said...

#HP
Are you planning to write a post on ur journey from Khandivali to Mulund in an auto with ...... a stereo?

njoi
Kurt

mattu said...

@People
Yeah me's expecting much more from you.
And btw for those who don't know kurt n sneh saw gangster.....without me n HP!!!!
siiiiggghh
slowly kurt will ditch all of us one day n go out all alone!!!!
Hopeless bloody....
see ppl just hurt me :(
i know ziom must b pleased wid kurt on this one.....

Cheers
Mattu(tryin to copy kurt n hp.....guys i don think yall know ki ur name's displayed in blue text above ur comment)

Kurt said...

#Ppl
Yes i forgot to tell you all abt Gangster, it was a good movie.

The Best part abt the movie was tht we saw the movie in a Rs.25/- only. :))))

I really njoied the movie coz it was much much lighter on my pockets, unlike BI2 :(

njoi
Kurt

HP said...

@Kurt,

Did you enjoy the movie coz it cost you just 25 bucks or coz you got to see the unedited scenes??

Cheers,
HP

Kurt said...

#HP
Wht can you expect from a Hindi movie? Just to make things clear there was nuthin(hot & happenin) in d movie.

I have a small advice for you:
Grow up dude!!!!

It shows frm ur comments tht you have never seen a movie in Rs.25.

#Mattu
Plz make a note of HP's comments...
The comment proves
Why HP skiped his cousin's b'day & forced us to see BI2 along with him.

#Ppl
Is there ne1 out there ready to produce the series called Desparate HP

njoi,
Kurt

HP said...

@Kurt,

Such a strong reaction! Lemme guess! There was something in the movie that you wanna hide from us. Maybe Snehal will be able to enlighten us.

@Mattu,
guys i don think yall know ki ur name's displayed in blue text above ur comment
Can you pls elaborate on this??

And about the movie, naah I am not that disappointed. If I want to see an Ape, I will go to a zoo. Why the heck I would go to a cinema-hall??

Cheers,
HP

mattu said...

@HP
As in..... HP is displayed like this....before u start writing newez so y write
Cheers,
HP
??? got it?
Kindly revert in case of any queries........
btw was thinking of writing a blog on r company's recruitment policy....yeah the 1 we were discussing yesterday during lunch.What say?


@Vinod
Well yeah i made a note of HP's comments....
n his skipping his cuz's b'day...
for a cheap reason
but with a cousin such treason??
will it last for another season?
How sick could u be oh HP.......

(xtremely sorry for the horrid poetry..cudn't find more words rhyming with "reason" abhi plz don kill me)

HP said...

@Matz,
Simply coz the blogger is providing a facilty, I am not going to stop using my name. And yeah, thanks for the clarification.
And the idea about the recruitment thing is pretty cool. Maybe we could post it directly on the fukat blog..what say??

And stop making up such sill lines without any rhyme or reason!!

Cheers,
HP

HP said...

And the allegation about my skipping my cousin's birthday and forcing Vinod and Snehal to see BI2 is just a figment of Vinod's fertile imagination!!
Vinod and Snehal don't need any forcing to see such movies!!
That explains why they try to see every Kiss-Me movies of that ape.

Cheers,
HP